"She’s either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly sometimes stupid is easier. I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep."
"Why are you being nice to me?" "Do I need a reason? ”Not unless you want me to believe a word you’re saying.”
“I missed something once before. I won’t… I can’t let that happen again.”
“Hey, hug a dolphin another day, all right? We need to rev up the gunships and retaliate before the next strike. We gotta go full-out Sharon.”
“I’m not the one who got it wrong. I’m the only one who got it right.”
"I wish I knew if he was right for me. You know? So I don’t put myself through all of this for nothing? I mean women fall for men who are wrong for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals."
“You’re never going to leave this country alive.”
I knew all of the Paris quotes. And I constantly bitch about not having time to read books. Priorities.