Cake and Kitties

I have 2 kids, 2 guinea pigs, 1 husband, and 7 cats. I really want a dog.
I’m doing the first picture thing because I want to. This is me outside of what is arguably the roughest bar in Portsmouth. I didn’t go in. I just stood outside like a badass.

I’m doing the first picture thing because I want to. This is me outside of what is arguably the roughest bar in Portsmouth. I didn’t go in. I just stood outside like a badass.

Harper just said this:

Whoever invented ice cream, I don’t care how old they are, or even if they’re dead, I’d still date them and marry them and kiss them forever.

I know its uncouth to say that your own kid is the cutest thing ever, so I won’t. #butsheis

I know its uncouth to say that your own kid is the cutest thing ever, so I won’t. #butsheis

Wentzle stopping me from typing in the wrong answer. Just kidding. He’s a cat and he doesn’t know shit about math. #caturday

Wentzle stopping me from typing in the wrong answer. Just kidding. He’s a cat and he doesn’t know shit about math. #caturday

prettypurplepancake:

Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds…Crush.

I love Dave Matthews…Shut up.

This song holds so many wonderful memories for me. I just love it.

I’m sorry, I thought this was college

I’m taking a course this semester that is required. It is one of those one credit deals. Anyway, there is an assignment that is due tonight by 11:59. The teacher running this joint has emailed me everyday about the assignment being due by Friday, how some have already gotten a great start, but there are others who still need to turn in their work. This morning she sent another email reminding me again that assignments are due tonight and that if I want to drop the class today it is the last day to do so to receive a full refund and I have to talk to her first before I do.
Um, slow your roll, lady. To a procrastinator like me, having 15 hours left to complete an assignment is like having 2 weeks. It’ll get done, don’t worry, but I’m gonna need you to get off my ass so I can get to it. Jesus. She’s worse than my daughter’s 2nd grade teacher.