Cake and Kitties

I have 2 kids, 2 guinea pigs, 1 husband, and 7 cats. I really want a dog.

trnsatlanticfoe:

theofmoviestills:

Steal His Look: Johnny

Maison Martin Margiela Slim Cut Jacket - $2250.00

Balenciaga Cotton Dress Shirt - $295.00

Saint Laurent Silk Satin Neck Tie - $195.00

Anniversary Flowers & Gifts “A Dozen Red Roses” - $18.00

Spalding American Football - $19.95

Best one yet.

almostfancynancy:

Because they played it on the radio today, and I was like, “Oh, yeah!”

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but I don’t care. This song and I have history.

Happy birthday to my beautiful Harper! #8 #fakesmile

Happy birthday to my beautiful Harper! #8 #fakesmile

I tried to get everyone to act right for a picture. Better luck next time, I guess.

I tried to get everyone to act right for a picture. Better luck next time, I guess.

Me, Gilliam, and half of Trampas. #ptown

Me, Gilliam, and half of Trampas. #ptown

Anyone else who would order an entire sheet cake for a birthday party where around 20 people are expected would be embarrassed. Not me. I own my gluttony. #cake4eva #truelove

Anyone else who would order an entire sheet cake for a birthday party where around 20 people are expected would be embarrassed. Not me. I own my gluttony. #cake4eva #truelove

We had a stretch there where Ivy was cursing quite a bit

We had to constantly tell her not to say this or that. She’s kept it clean lately, for the most part.

We bought her a bitty baby last week. I guess she was going over the rules with her.

Ivy: Mom, I’m telling her that she can’t say shut up. And I’m telling her that she can’t say fucking.

Me: Oh, good. You know, you shouldn’t say that either.

Ivy: I don’t!

Me: Um, you just did.

cracked:

Wanna have that feeling immediately?
The 4 Saddest Parts of Playing Fantasy Football

#3. You Get to See Your Bad Decisions Bite You in the Ass Quickly
So much of life is wait-and-see. You wait nine months and hope your baby looks like you and not your neighbor. Will your overpriced college education payoff big, or will you end up jigsawing your diploma and leaving the pieces as calling cards at crime scenes, tormenting detectives until you complete your murder masterpiece by leaving the scrap with your name on the final body? Only time will tell. A lot of time. This is where fantasy football excels. You get to see the direct result of your terrible decisions quickly. Make a bad roster move on Tuesday, see your stupidity come to fruition as early as Thursday.

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I’ll just leave this here.

cracked:

Wanna have that feeling immediately?

The 4 Saddest Parts of Playing Fantasy Football

#3. You Get to See Your Bad Decisions Bite You in the Ass Quickly

So much of life is wait-and-see. You wait nine months and hope your baby looks like you and not your neighbor. Will your overpriced college education payoff big, or will you end up jigsawing your diploma and leaving the pieces as calling cards at crime scenes, tormenting detectives until you complete your murder masterpiece by leaving the scrap with your name on the final body? Only time will tell. A lot of time. This is where fantasy football excels. You get to see the direct result of your terrible decisions quickly. Make a bad roster move on Tuesday, see your stupidity come to fruition as early as Thursday.

Read More

I’ll just leave this here.

napsanddonuts:

Is it just me, or is this pain chart guy REALLY sassy?

napsanddonuts:

Is it just me, or is this pain chart guy REALLY sassy?