Cake and Kitties

I have 2 kids, 2 guinea pigs, 1 husband, and 7 cats. I really want a dog.

jhrmn:

Carrie or Paris?

  1. "I am not your mother or your hugger. "
  2. "It reeks, you know, your bullshit."
  3. "She’s either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly sometimes stupid is easier. I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep."
  4. "Why are you being nice to me?" "Do I need a reason? 
    Not unless you want me to believe a word you’re saying.”
  5. "Attica! Attica!"
  6. I missed something once before. I won’t… I can’t let that happen again.”
  7. Hey, hug a dolphin another day, all right? We need to rev up the gunships and retaliate before the next strike. We gotta go full-out Sharon.”
  8. I’m not the one who got it wrong. I’m the only one who got it right.”
  9. "I wish I knew if he was right for me. You know? So I don’t put myself through all of this for nothing? I mean women fall for men who are wrong for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals."
  10. You’re never going to leave this country alive.”

I knew all of the Paris quotes. And I constantly bitch about not having time to read books. Priorities.

(via mentalextensions)

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

(via andryushacx)

My beautiful new portable record player.

My beautiful new portable record player.

Ivy has a very keen fashion sense.

Ivy has a very keen fashion sense.