Cake and Kitties

I have 2 kids, 2 guinea pigs, 1 husband, and 7 cats. I really want a dog.

theofficialsylvesterstallone:

Hi. Haha, just kidding. Wait, I meant bye. Too many Zimas tonight. I’m drunk. You kids remember Zima? It is kind of like a wine cooler but not for girls like those are. Well, I mean girls can drink them but I don’t feel like a girl like I would if I was drinking a wine cooler.

You know what I fucking hate? I hate when I go somewhere and order food and they have fucking tip jars out on the counter. If you want tips, go work at restaurant where you actually wait on people. Tip jars are everywhere you go! It makes me feel like a dick every time I don’t tip, but give me a fucking break.

Cake Day

Me: Today is the last day of my whole entire life that I’ll be 32 years old.

Ivy: Ooohhh, is it cake time?!?

I’ve obviously ruined this child.

We scheduled a bulk trash pick up for tomorrow. I can’t wait to see how much of this will still be out here in the morning.

We scheduled a bulk trash pick up for tomorrow. I can’t wait to see how much of this will still be out here in the morning.

Makin’ memories, yo.

Makin’ memories, yo.

Today

I am missing this past weekend. I had such an amazing time at Forecastle. I cannot wait to go back next year

I have about two weeks of school left, but I’m already feeling an incredible amount of relief since my film class is over.

I want a pug, a French bulldog, a pit bull, a Labrador, a golden retriever, and a tiny little mutt baby. Right now!

I missed my girls like crazy this weekend and it is so nice being home with them. It was nice to getaway, but it was even better coming back.

My kitties missed me something awful. They’ve been glued to me like white on rice since I have been home. I missed them, too.

It’s my birthday this Saturday. Woot woot!!!! My supper club friends arranged a pub crawl. That should be interesting.

Ivy has the most amazing hair and it looks exceptionally outstanding today. She used my Jason shampoo last night and I swear that has something to do with it. Where she got her curls I’ll never know, but I’m hella jealous everyday.